Things I'm Gonna Miss

There are so many good things in this country, so here is an unsorted list of things I'm going to miss...

• The whole bathroom is a shower.
• If you leave something out, it heats up instead of cools down.
• Songtaus that will pick you up and drop you off ANYWHERE on the route.
• Good meals for a buck (drink included).
• Using a sprayer instead of toilet paper. Maybe this is more information than you wanted to know, but I've stopped using toilet paper. Cleaning your rear with water instead of toiliet paper is cleaner, more thorough and you don't have to buy toilet paper. It takes a while to get use to, but now if I build a house for myself, every toilet will have a sprayer.
  
• No tax (it's hidden in the price).
• Access to a drum kit and a bass guitar, anytime.
• Everyone smiles at each other. General good will toward their fellow man.
• Everyone has a level of respect. This place breeds much fewer jerks.
• Limited rules and regulations so you can do something dangerous and still have fun.
• Picking and eating fresh mangos.
• Songkran.